导演：斯图尔特·哈泽尔丁
《终极面试》汉化十周年特别纪念重装精修版 =====百度悬疑片吧猪栏字幕组===== 水浒三国金刚
1号：聋子（约翰·劳埃德·菲林厄姆饰）
2号：中国女孩（嘉玛·陈饰）
3号：深色（阿达·贝克饰）
你应得的 You deserve this...
你能行的 You do.
非你莫属 You've earned it.
4号：咖色（宝拉雅娜·麦金托什饰）
5号：白色（卢克·梅伯利饰）
6号：棕色（吉米·米斯特雷饰）
7号：金色（娜塔莉·考克斯饰）
我无所不能，万事皆通 I can do all things. All things.
8号：黑色（楚克·易无极饰）
科林·萨蒙 饰 主考官
快点。。 Come on...
快点。。快啊。。 Come on, come on...
少顷
（应试者3号）
（应试者4号）
我是主考官 I am the Invigilator.
仔细听我说的每一个字 Listen carefully to every word I say.
我不会再讲第二遍 There will be no repetition.
诸位为抵达这个房间经受了重重考验，但我不会对此表示歉意 I won't apologise for the hardships you've endured reaching this room
因为这些压力和痛苦，是必需的 'cause the pressures and pains were necessary.
“逆商”是渡过这段艰难时刻的取胜之匙 Resilience is a key attribute in these dark times,
如果在选拔过程中败下阵来，那你也定然无法胜任这份工作 and if you can't survive our selection process, you won't survive in the job.
很多精英应聘者在海选中就早早淘汰 Many highly-qualified candidates tried to get this far and failed.
你们几位是最终入围者 You have succeeded.
现在诸位将迎来“终极面试” And now the final stage lies before you.
通过这最后一道关卡，就能一骑绝尘 One last hurdle separates you from your goal
成为令人羡慕受人景仰的跨国企业中的一员 which is to join our esteemed ranks.
终极面试其实相对简单，但它决定你们当中 The test is simple in comparison, yet it will determine
谁将揣着一份劳动合同雄赳赳地离开这房间 who leaves this room with a contract of employment
而谁又是，灰溜溜地搭大巴回家 and who leaves,with the bus fare home.
在海选初试和复试中，各位已经对我这个部门所拥有的权力 Through these trials,you've gained some idea of the power
有一定了解，所以请务必记住这一点： of this organisation,so believe me when I tell you
在这个房间里，没有什么法律，我就是法律 that there's no law in this room but our law.
我的地盘，我做主 And the only rules in here are our rules.
在你们面前有一个问题，必须给出一个答案 There's one question before you,and one answer is required.
若你试图与我或警卫交流 If you try to communicate with myself
你会被取消考试资格 or the guard,you will be disqualified.
若你损坏你的答题试卷，无论有意无意 If you spoil your paper,intentionally or accidentally,
你会被取消考试资格 you will be disqualified.
若你出于各种理由选择离开考场 If you choose to leave the room for any reason,
你会被取消考试资格 you will be disqualified.
有什么问题吗？ Any questions?
祝你们好运，女士们先生们 Best of luck, ladies and gentlemen.
给你们8位80分钟时间 We're giving the eight of you 80 minutes.
80分钟来证明你们有没有实力加盟本公司 80 minutes to convince us you have what it takes to join us.
80分钟决定你们未来80年的人生 80 minutes to determine the next 80 years of your lives.
开始 Begin
我相信我能飞
我还没写完 I'm not finished.
不，求你了！你们不能这样！这算哪门子考试！ No, please. You can't!This isn't a proper test!
拜托，我重新写，请再给我一次机会！ Please, I'll start over!Just give me a chance!
谋，谋，谋。。我唔想嘅。。。（粤语）
嘿！ Hey...
听着，听着，听着，听我说 Listen, listen, listen, listen.
拿晓得伐，他说的并不是重点 It's not about what he said,you know.
重点是他没说什么 It's what he didn't say.
“若你试图与我” "lf you attempt to communicate..."
“或警卫交流” ..with myself or the guard...
“你会被取消考试资格” ..you will be disqualified.
- 但他没有说。。。 - He didn't say... - 考生之间不准交流 - we can't speak to each other.
- 你俩聊得很欢啊 - Now you're talking. - 他这算是脑筋急转弯吗？ - Is this the ultimate mind-fuck or what?
- 你们有谁想出答案没？ - Has anyone figured out the answer? - 没 - No.
没有题目，哪来答案 It's not about the answer.It's about the question.
- 题目是什么？ - What's the question? - 我们还剩下74分钟找出这个题目 - We've got 74 minutes left to figure out.
估计还得留1分钟写答案 If the answer takes one minute to write down.
但如果答案需要花73分钟写完 If it takes 73 minutes to write,
那就只有1分钟找出问题所在 we have one minute to guess the question.
就这么一张小纸用来写，我打赌是前者 We're short on writing space.I'm betting it's the former.
咱们应该互相帮忙 We've gotta help each other.
凭啥鸭？你我是竞争对手，我干嘛要帮助对手打败自己？ Why?We're in competition.Why should I help you to beat me?
等到答题的时候我们可能是对手 We may be in competition to answer the question,
现在关键先要知道题目是什么，所以我们得合作 but to establish the question we have to cooperate.
他们就是希望咱们合作，不是么？ They expect us to cooperate, don't they?
你们希望什么，是赢得这份工作 What'd you expect,you're gonna win this job,
坐高位领高薪 with all the rewards that come with it,
仅仅靠一张简单的小答题卷？ by giving them a little simple written answer?
事实和观点？比较和对照？ Facts and opinions?Compare and contrast?
他们要的不是书呆子 They're not looking for that.
像这样的职位需要主观能动性 A job like this needs initiative,
观察力 observation
强互作用力 interplay
- 团队协作，他说的对 - Teamwork. He's right. - 我们被置身于一个重压情景 - We're in a stress scenario.
形势极其困惑，时间极其紧迫 A confusing, time-critical situation
设计这种情景是想考验我们的智商和应变能力 designed to test our intelligence,and resilience.
- 以此挑出我们当中最差的一个 - To bring out the worst in us. - 或者是最好的一个 - Or the best.
我们齐心协力找出题目直到比赛正式开始 We help each other until the playing field is open
到那时男儿当自私，你们也一样得自私，姑娘们 then it's every man for themselves，no offence, girls.
- 都同意不？ - Are we all agreed? - 同意 - Yes.
附议 Agreed.
- 说话啊，甘地 - Let's go, Gandhi. - 我的名字不叫甘地，老兄，我叫。。。 - My name isn't Gandhi, friend. It's...
不不，不用说出真名，考卷上没标注我们的真名也是有原因的 No names. Not real ones, anyway.They're not written on this for a reason.
那我们就取绰号吧 We'll use nicknames, then.
- 可以鸭，那就简单多了 - All right, let's make this easy. - 我们已经有号码了啊 - We already have numbers.
是的，也可以用颜色来区别 Yeah, and visual.
你是“黑色” You're Black.
我是“白色” I'm White.
你是“棕色” You're Brown.
咱们这位是“金色”小姐 We've got Blonde here,
那边那位是“咖色”小姐 Brunette there...
你，就叫“深色”吧 ..Dark, I suppose.
最后还有咱们这位“聋子”先生 And last as well as least we've got Deaf.
- 最后这个也算颜色？ - Tough last round. - 嗐，随便啦 - Yeah, whatever.
有人反对吗？ Any objections?
反对你这种装逼三俗令人光火的种族主义歧视吗？ Apart from your grossly insensitive sexual and racial stereotyping?
你如果是属于易怒型的，早就被淘汰了，美女 If you're the sensitive type,you shouldn't be here, love.
“棕色”比“甘地”中听一些 I'll take Brown over Gandhi,
但现在有比取绰号更重要的事 we're talking about something that matters.
那我就算你接受这个绰号了 I'll take that as a yes.
那么，还有哪些事是那家伙允许的？ So, what else hasn't he forbidden?
他没说过不准站起来，对吧？ He hasn't forbidden us to stand, has he?
- 很好，原来溜达一下也不违规 - Well, l guess moving about is OK too. - 这又能怎样？ - What's that gonna achieve?
我不知道，棕色，但我知道光坐着是没啥前途的 I don't know, Brown. But sitting wasn't getting us anywhere exciting.
如果问题就写在纸上，只不过我们肉眼看不见呢？ What if the question is written down but we just can't see it?
美女关注点大奇特正合我意！给你点个赞！ See?That's what I'm talking about!Thank you!
- 你是指隐形墨水？ - You mean like invisible ink? - 或者水印 - Or a watermark.
- 有可能 - It's possible. - 也许吧，不然还能在哪呢？ - It's probable. Where else would it be?
我们需要能够呈现字迹的东西，比如光 We'd need something to reveal it. Like light.
- 失败 - Right. - 那上面是卤素灯 - Those are halogen.
那些不是 Those aren't.
是啊，技术原因，为爱发电 They won't bite, you know.
哪有这么简单？ They're not gonna make it that easy, are they?
他们把时间限制这么紧，想必也希望我们速战速决 We're on the clock.How hard can they afford to make it?
也许这铅笔不是用来写答案的？ What if the pencil isn't just for writing the answer?
也许是用来显示题目的呢？通过涂黑，就像描图纸那样 What if it reveals the question too?By shading the page, like tracing paper?
- 那就试试吧，金色 - Try it, Blonde. - 不！还记得他说的那句话么？ - No. Remember what he said.
“若你损坏你的答题试卷，无论有意无意” If you spoil your paper,intentionally or accidentally...
你会被取消考试资格 ..you'll be disqualified.
他那句“损坏”的界定范围有多大，你们有谁能说个准数？ Now,is anyone certain they know what his definition of spoiling is?
好吧，大家伙儿都出出主意，一块搞定这事 Look, let's crack this.Throw out some ideas.
即使题目隐藏在考卷上，但如果不同的人 What if the questions are hidden in the paper,
是不同的题目要写不同的答案呢？他说过： but each of us has to write a different answer? He said...
“在你们面前有一个问题，必须给出一个答案” There's one question before you,and one answer is required.
他并没有说我们面对的是同一个题目 That doesn't mean it's the same question for each of us.
有可能是8道不同的题目和答案 There could be eight different questions and answers.
一旦找到了某一个，就可以顺藤摸瓜 If we find one question,we can find them all.
那可未必，可能不同的题目 Not necessarily.Not if our eight individual questions
需要通过不同的方式显示出来 can only be revealed using eight different methods.
所以可能根本不需要我们合作 Perhaps we're not meant to cooperate at all.
这回我也要给你点个赞 I like that idea.
或许只有一个问题，只印在其中一张考卷上 Or there's only one question,printed on only one of our sheets.
- 那就需要我们通力合作了。。。 - Then we'd need to cooperate... - 先暂停一下，我想做些试验 - Time-out for some testing.
- 大家都去照一下光吧 - Everyone up to the light. - 我说了不会那么简单的 - I said it won't be that easy.
现在不是比智商高低的时候，白色 Unless you want to make a list of our brainwaves, White,
你以为这屋里就你最聪明？ I say we cross a few off as we go.
好吧 Fine.
让我来吧 Allow me.
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿，聋子，欢迎你参加灯谜活动 Yeah, join in any time, Deaf
你不只是个聋子，还是个哑巴吗？ Not one for small talk, are you?
来吧 Come.
放心，我会还你的 Relax, you'll get it back
我早就说了，这招没用，可以不用考虑光的事了 Like l said, l think we can strike light off the list.
光是分光谱的 Light is a spectrum.
有可见光 There's light we can see,
也有不可见光 but there's light we can't see.
比如紫外线，红外线，X光线 Like ultraviolet, infra-red, X-rays.
既然不可见，还不是白搭？ If we can't see it,how are we supposed to find it?
光是不可见，但是光源肯定是可见的，对吧？ The source must be visible,even if the light isn't. Right?
找一下这些灯的开关 Find the light switches.
没有，反正在这屋里没有，但是。。。。 There aren't any,not in here anyway. And...
“若你出于各种理由选择离开考场” If you choose to leave the room for any reason...
我们会被取消考试资格 ..we'll be disqualified.
一定有控制这些灯的方法 There must be some way to trigger these.
这里面是紧急状况备用灯 This is emergency lighting.
那咱就整出个紧急状况来 So let's create an emergency.
那太冒险了 That would be very risky.
- 什么都不做才是最危险的 - It's less risky than doing nothing. - 棕色说得对 - He's right.
一旦失败了，恢复不了照明状态，屋内便一片漆黑 If we try this and fail,we can't go back. Blackout.
举手表决 We vote.
还有上面的 Those too.
漂亮！干得漂亮！ Nice! Very nice!
蓝莓之夜，来整两盅吧？ Touch of blue, what you wanted?
这是荧光灯 This is black light.
信用卡公司用来显示安全防伪标志 The kind credit card firms use to reveal their security symbols.
干脆咱去VISA上班吧 Shame we didn't apply to work for Visa
- 咱们的赌博有回报吗？ - Our gamble might have paid off. - 有 - It did pay off.
只不过没达到你预想的目标罢了 Just not in the way you wanted.
我们采取行动，房间就作出回应 You acted, and the room reacted.
由此产生了交互，我们应该继续尝试 We've entered a dialogue now,we should keep going.
也许是，也许不是 Yeah, maybe... Maybe not.
不好意思啊，这就是你想要的不可见光 Sorry, it was invisible light you said you wanted.
可是它跟可见光一样有个卵用？ This looks pretty fucking visible to me.
学名叫“近紫外线” Scientific term for it is "near-ultraviolet".
尽管没用，但值得一试 It didn't work,but it was worth trying.
别到时候工作没找着，却惹上一身皮肤病 If nothing else we'll come out of this with great tans.
这些灯管也得打破 We've got to knock these out too.
灯管的顶部灯槽没发光 The top halves of these strips aren't lit.
看 Look.
是红外线，又是一条路子 Infrared. The other option.
- 红外线也能照出字迹？ - That exposes something too? - 虽然利用率不及紫外线，但也可以照 - It's less common than UV, but yes.
艺术史学家们通过红外线透射出 Art historians use it to make reflectograms
油画作品底层的轮廓草图 of the sketch outlines beneath paintings.
如果我们的试卷中也有一处隐藏层的话。。。 If there's a hidden layer in our papers...
小心点 Carefully.
这八成叫“近红外线”吧？ Let me guess, "near-infrared"?
好了，同志们，再试一次 All right, everyone, try again.
- 有吗？有发现吗？ - Anyone? Anything? - 没有 - No.
妈的 Shit!
- 现在可以考虑其他办法了吗？ - Now can we get off the lighting? - 那你提供一个更好的选择 - If you can provide a better alternative.
能试的都试试吧，我们已经浪费四分之一的时间了 Any alternative. We've burned a quarter of our time already.
这家公司的大老板可能是个小日本，想看一场折纸比赛 Perhaps they company's Japanese-owned and this is an origami exam.
折纸？你想撕你的纸就请便 Be our guest.That sheet is yours to spoil.
对！就是这个！“撕你的纸”！ Yes, it is, but only your sheet.
- 纸怎么了？ - It's a piece of paper. - 不，它现在不仅仅是一张纸 - No, it's more than that now.
这是实验工具 This is experimental material.
- 如果你损坏 - If you spoil... - 你的答题纸 - ..your paper.
- “你的”答题纸 - Your paper! - 你会被取消考试资格 - ..you will be disqualified.
这又不是我的，是内个女人的 This isn't mine. This is hers.
就是内位“这不公平！” "It's not fair"
现在她不在了，那么。。。。 And she's gone. So...
涂黑。。。 Tracing...
好吧，恭喜你，金色，你出的点子也不行 Well, congratulations, Blonde.Your idea sucks too.
我看这些都是干扰项 This could all be a distraction, you know.
我们可能漏看了某些明显的线索 We could be missing something obvious.
对对对，都对！ Yeah, yeah, yeah! All right!
光没用，铅也没用 Light does not work,lead does not work...
液体！ Liquid!
欧耶 Oh, yeah...
好
舔纸，吐点口水什么的，把纸弄湿 Lick it, spit on it, get it wet.
如果题目是水印的，那就得搞点液体来 If the question's watermarked we need some liquid to bring it out.
- 你拿你的纸要干嘛？ - What are you doing with yours? - 这你就别问了 - You don't wanna know.
- 到底要干嘛？ - Actually, we do. - 想知道就过来欣赏吧 - Well, you can come and watch.
你要愿意可以帮我握住水龙头 You can hold it for me too if you like.
- 尽管我更欢迎金色小姐过来 - Though I'd prefer it if Blonde did. - 你也忒恶心了 - That's disgusting.
这叫不择手段，可懂，哥们儿？ "By any means necessary",right, brother?
为达目的，无恶心不作 If we can do it, we should.
你那样也显示不出题目的，尿液是无菌的，你干脆当饮料喝算了 That's not gonna burn the question out.Urine's sterile. You can drink it...
- 祝你胃口好 - Wish you would. - 得，成撒尿大赛了 - Great. A pissing contest.
有吗？ Anything?
- 还不好说，黄乎乎的一片 - I can't tell yet. lt's all yellow. - 端过来让我们看看 - Hold it up and let us see.
给我一副手套，我愿意效劳 If you'll lend me a glove, l'll oblige.
算了，我是没辙了 Well, l'm running out of ideas.
你这么容易就放弃了，黑色？还有57分钟呢 Giving up so easily, Black,with 57 minutes on the clock?
你装什么B。。。 You know what...
你俩都闭嘴行不？影响其他人思考！ Will you two shut up?Some of us are trying to think!
他终于开口了 At last, he speaks.
他在说法语 He's French.
- Vous voyez la?（法语） - 你们有人懂法语吗？ - Does anyone here speak French?
Vous voyez la?（法语）
你们看到了吗？ Can you see?
Vous voyez...?（法语）
Regardez bien.（法语）
- 你们仔细看了吗？ - Can you see it in there? - 看什么玩意儿？ - See what in there?
看什么？花花世界吗？ See what? Pretty colours?
- Vous-meme.（法语） - 你自己 - Yourself.
Vous vous voyez.（法语）
能看到自己 It shows you yourself.
- 我看就只剩6个人了 - And then there was six. - 你别说话，他又没对你做什么 - Leave him alone. He's done nothing.
他就是个对我们没半点鸟用的傻屌！ He's done nothing for me either or any of us. Nutter!
Toujours y voir clairement est primordial.（法语）
仔细看就能看到一切 To see clearly is all.
行了，你的法语课到此为止，萨特（金刚注：法国著名哲学家） All right, that's enough out of you, Sartre!
妈的哲学傻叉 Fucking philosophers.
感谢上帝，这个世界属于实干家，不属于意淫者 Thank God this world belongs to the doers, not the thinkers.
既然大家开始研究上层建筑理论了，那本人也来提出一个观点 Since we're proposing grand theories,let me advance one of my own.
这不是一场考试 This is not an exam.
至少不是常规意义上的考试 Not in the conventional sense anyway.
瞧瞧我们这群人 Look around.
没有比我们更具代表性，更有资格进入 You couldn't ask for a more representative group
最后一关的团队了 to qualify for the final stage.
屋里，4个男人，4个女人 Four men and four women entered this room,
不同文化，不同人种，不同背景 all from differing cultures and ethnic backgrounds,
每个人都在各自领域出类拔萃 possessing a healthy mixture of skill-sets.
多么合适的团体，多好的布局 How convenient that is. How staged.
你什么意思？为了让我们8个人聚在一起，他们操纵了这次选拔考试吗？ What are you saying? They rigged the tests to bring us together?
一种测试团队互动能力的试验吗？ Some kind of experiment in group dynamics.
- 你到底啥意思？ - What are you taking about? - 我的意思是，这就是个游戏 - I'm saying this is a game.
- 我们成了他们赌桌上的扑克牌 - And they're betting on us. - 是嘛？那“他们”是谁？ - Right and who is "they"?
董事会 The board.
我猜我们现在正被这帮人围观 I guess they're watching us right now.
他们最早多半是以风险投资起家 They'll be ex-VCs mostly.
很可能投资的孵化器小公司赚到了第一桶金 Probably left the incubator when they realised
所以不再搞了 their little start-up had struck the motherlode.
他们一定觉得没有比这更有趣的了 It wouldn't get any sweeter than this, l'm sure.
于是他们加入了集团董事会 So they joined the board,
凭借持有更多股份 secured some big fat stock options
挟势弄权，拿我们这些赌具 and bought themselves the right to have a little fun...
为所欲为 With us.
有钱人就这么玩的么？没别的爱好了吗？ Don't they have better things to do with their time?
还能有什么？ Like what?
像他们这种级别的人，金钱早已不是第一动力 At their level, money ceases to be the prime motivator.
他们活着，是为了刺激 It's risk they live for.
他们和我们一样也是A级精英 They're type A's, like us,
经过多年风投业的打拼历练 and just as they were trained by their investment companies,
直到今天仍在赌博 they're still betting on ideas today.
赌我们 Ours.
赌谁会破译题目，谁会一败涂地 Who'll decipher the question,who'll come up empty and fold
谁又会精神崩溃 and who'll crack under pressure?
你说的也不一定对 You could be wrong.
也许镜子后面只有那个主考官 It could just be the Invigilator behind there.
打赌不？ Wanna bet?
我要是你就不会伸手 l wouldn't, if l were you.
听棕色这口气他自己就是个赌徒 Brown talks like a gambler because he is one.
职业赌徒，对不对？ A professional. Aren't you?
而你呢，深色，是一个心理学家 And you, Dark, are a shrink.
心理医生还是精神病医生？我老是搞不清这两者的区别 Psychologist or psychiatrist?I forget the difference.
精神病医生注重通过药物来控制病人情绪 Psychiatrists dispense drugs to control mood.
我是一个人类行为学研究生 I'm a qualified student of human behaviour.
那你就该清楚我在说什么 Then you should know what I'm talking about.
滥用权力是权力拥有者的游戏 The point of having power is to exercise it in all its forms.
- 这屋里的每一个人只是神灵玩游戏的棋子 - We're pawns of the Gods in here. - 那又怎样？局面改变了吗？ - So? This changes nothing!
是啊 Yeah...
既然是游戏那就组队打团去推水晶 Games are played to be won...as a team.
是啊，不过也可以是单机游戏 Yeah, or as individuals.
如果这场游戏恰恰是以我们的失败作为唯一通关条件呢？ Not if the only way for them to win is for us to lose.
我们每个人都将是失败者，你们有想过吗？ All of us.Have you thought about that?
你错了 You're wrong.
没有什么“他们”在围观我们 There is no 'them' watching us.
这家公司的总裁是个亲力亲为的人 The CEO is hands-on.
他的企管理念是微观管理，也就是面面俱到的管理 He micro-manages anything of importance to his company.
这是一次非同寻常的面试 And this is no ordinary selection process.
我们都是特殊的人 We're special.
如果说在镜子后面还有一个人站在主考官边上，那一定就是这个总裁 If anyone's back there besides the lnvigilator, it's him.
其他人甚至连董事会成员，都臣服于他的庞大金融帝国 Everyone else is a secretary in his structure - even board members.
他就喜欢这样 That's how he likes it.
你是怎么知道这些的？ How do you know all this?
我们这是在浪费时间 We're wasting time.
只剩下50分钟了，我们却毫无进展 There's 50 minutes left,we're no closer to finding the question.
我觉着我刚才那个问题与我们要找的问题很有关联 Somehow l suspect my question relates to the question.
那么，回答我 So answer me.
- 你是怎么知道这些信息的？ - How did you learn that information? - 你是怎么知道的我就怎么知道 - Same way you learned about the board.
我根本一无所知，我刚才说的都只是合理推测 I don't know anything about the board.I made an educated guess.
可是你，你既知道总裁是什么样的人，又知道他喜欢干什么，你怎么会这么清楚？ But you...you know who the CEO is and what he's like. How come?
- 你怎么会不清楚？ - How come you don't? - 我们怎么会清楚？我们是被猎头公司挖来的 - How could we? We were headhunted.
- 咋了？莫非你不是？ - Why? Weren't you? - 当然不是了！ - Of course not!
我是听说有职位空缺，就申请了，我以为大家都跟我一样百度过这家公司呢！ I heard there was a vacancy and applied.I thought we all did!
你们不要告诉我你们突出重围晋级终极面试 Are you saying you wanna work for this company,
但居然事先没查过这家公司的资料？ jumped through every hoop to get here but you don't know who they are?
他们介绍了薪酬福利和公司的详细情况 They listed salary and benefits.The job description detailed,
“全球五百强企业，具备世界顶尖工艺技术 "A high level of responsibility in a Fortune 500 company
具有核心竞争力，富有高度社会责任感”就这些好吗？ manufacturing state-of-the-art technology in a core service industry". That's it,all right?
- 你就不想了解更多信息吗？ - You didn't wanna know anymore? - 他们规定不能问问题 - The deal was no questions asked.
任何人听到这种介绍都会来的 Anyone would've done the same in our position...
只要不是。。。胆小鬼 Anyone with...balls.
- 你们都申请了？ - You all applied? - 是的 - Yeah.
如果这份工作如此抢手，为什么他们还要广而告之？ If this job is so prestigious,why they need to advertise?
- 他们没有 - They didn't. - 我们有自己的信息渠道 - We have our sources.
- 貌似僧多粥少 - Looks like we're outnumbered. - 这我倒不在乎 - I wouldn't cry about it.
- 你现在已经先胜我们一筹了 - You've the edge over us now. - 怎么说？ - How's that?
你是被他们叫来的，是吧？他们邀请你应聘的 You're wanted, aren't you?They invited you to apply.
我得说我们之所以处于落后状态，是因为你是主动竞聘的 I'd say we're disadvantaged because you showed the initiative to apply.
你先我们一步 We're behind the curve now.
那么告诉我们你所知道的，从一份完整的岗位描述开始 So tell us what you know,starting with a complete job description.
- 谁都不知道这信息 - We don't have that information. - 我们该不该信？ - Should we believe that?
我们对具体的工作岗位毫无知晓 We don't know any more about the job.
只知道这家公司的大概情况，但是，相信我 We just know about the company and, believe me,
他们丢给咱们最烂的活也比其他公司最好的职位要好得多 the worst job with them beats the best anyone else can offer.
说的对，他们是什么公司，总裁是谁，他解锁了哪些成就 He's right. Who they are,who the CEO is and what he's achieved,
这些都是你们需要知道的 that's all you need to know.
好吧，那你告诉我们 All right, so tell us about it.
我给你们一些提示 I'll give you a clue.
10年前，世界各地有很多原本身体健康的青年 10 years ago a lot of healthy young people around the world
突发重病，命在旦夕 got sick and started dying.
你们应该看过相关新闻报道 You may have read about that.
之后，一名医学研究者研制出了一种病毒遏抑剂 Then a medical researcher patented a virus suppressant.
死亡率在6个月内降低了一半 The mortality rate halved in six months,
如今，他的公司成为全球 and now his company is the biggest player
药业龙头，营业额达到200亿美元 in the global health industry with a turnover of $20 billion
市值达到600亿美元 and a market capitalisation of $60 billion.
假如把这家公司比作一个国家 If it was a nation state,
那么它将跻身全球第8大经济体 it would rank as the world's eighth largest economy.
明年则会升至第6 Next year that rises to sixth.
这你们也应该听说了 You may have read about that too.
拜耳集团！ Biorg!
80分钟。。。 80 minutes...
“决定你们未来80年的人生” ..to determine the next 80 years of your lives.
记得吗？ Remember?
拜耳的产品功效是“长寿” Longevity is what they do.
转基因药物，基因治疗，微创应用 Antisense drugs, gene therapy,microsurgical applications.
哈港八港，拜耳去年不是宣布停止招聘了吗？大家都知道 Bullshit!They announced a hiring freeze last year! Everyone knows that.
表面上是这么说，但私底下，他们又在扩员 Publicly that's true.Privately...they're expanding again.
养精蓄锐，准备重拳出击 Gearing up for a big push of some kind.
他们发明了新药！ They've found a cure.
肯定是这样！ They must have!
生产部和市场部 Manufacturing and marketing
为了新药上市将扩员三倍 would triple in size for the roll-out.
那我们大家都有机会入职！ There'd be jobs for all of us!
- 到底是不是这样我们还不知情 - We don't know that. - 但分析得很合理，不是吗？ - But it's possible, isn't it?
如果真的发明了新药，药管局批准上市得多长时间 ？ How long would FDA approval take, if it's true?
- 这方面我就不知道了 - That's not my field. - 等一下 - Hold on.
你怎么对药这么感兴趣？难不成你。。。 Why are you so interested?Something you want to tell us?
如果你想问“我是不是感染了10年前那种病”，白色，答案是“没有” If you're asking "Am I infected?",White, the answer is "No".
- 我身体好着呢 - I'm clean. - 但说不定你认识的人里。。。。 - But someone you know isn't.
你认识的人里也会有人感染，所以才管这叫“全球流行性传染病” We all know someone with the virus,that's why they call it a pandemic.
反驳得很优秀，不过我们讨论的中心是你来这的真正原因 Nice evasive manoeuvre, but we're talking about the real reason you're here.
那么，是你的什么人得病了呢？ Yeah...So, what relative is it?
你妈？你爸？你妹？ Is it your mum? Your dad?Little sister...
我对象，行了吧？他没钱买遏抑剂 It's my partner, OK?He can't afford suppressants,
他们卖给员工是内部折扣价，现在你满意了？ but they're discounted to employees,are you happy now?
咱们这还有谁是自由国度慈善基金会的？ So who else is a charity case here?
我知道，就算有人是，也不敢大声说出来是吧？ Yeah, you wouldn't speak up, if you were.would you?
绝不会像她这样冲着摄像头说断送自己前程的话 Don't want to commit career suicide on camera like she just has.
还不是因为有你的一臂之力 With a little help from you.
我怎么了？我又没逼她，我只不过弱弱地揭发一下罢了 I didn't create her situation,I just exposed it.
没事，只要她答对题目，照样可以和我们一起堂堂正正地和人家签合同 Doesn't matter. lf she gets the answer right, she's still hired.
哦是吗？谁这么说的？他们吗？ Really? Says who?What...them?
- 如果我没记错的话。。。。 - If memory serves me correct... - “我的地盘，我做主” - The only rules in here are our rules.
他们可以淘汰任何一个人！ They can disqualify everyone!
他们掌握生杀大权，而我们对此毫无办法！ They can do whatever they like and we can't do a thing about it.
所以呢，恭喜你！ So...congratulations!
你在没有违反任何规则的情况下自行了断 You've just disqualified yourself without breaking any rules.
警卫大哥不会拽你入地狱，但实际上你已经被判死刑了，宝贝 He won't kick you out,but you're dead in the water, honey.
等死吧 Dead in the water..
别听他扯淡，我们携手通关，好吗？ Don't listen to him.We'll get through this together.All right?
谢谢你，但我不用你帮 Thanks, but I don't need your help,
因为我的气场在逆境中不弱反强 because my situation isn't a weakness, it's a strength.
我也确信明智的他们一定看到了这一点 I'm sure they're smart enough to realise that.
如果我能跟总裁面谈 And if I could talk to the CEO
我要向他保证：我对象所需的药物将会令我更加珍惜 I'd assure him the treatment my partner needs will only deepen my commitment
这个能为贵公司常年效力的宝贵机会 to his organisation for years to come.
你真的认为总裁站在镜子后面？ You really think he's behind there?
这是他多年的选材习惯 He's lived behind walls for years.
自从IPO发新股以来，除了他手下的核心幕僚，没有人见过他的真面目 No one outside his inner circle has even seen him since the IPO.
当他想聘用一个新助理时 If he wanted to hire an assistant,
就会选择这种方式 this is the way he'd do it.
侬组撒？ What are you doing?
证明我的价值，你们可能已经一筹莫展了，但我还有招 Proving my worth. You may have run out of ideas, but I haven't.
- 别跟他讲话！ - Don't even try talking to him. - 我不跟他讲话 - I'm not gonna talk to him.
里面有一根什么宝贝吗？还是他喜欢看你摸他？ Is there anything in there,or is he happy to see you?
瞧我找到了什么？ What have we here?
只有这个？ Is that all?
假设纸张经过了化学处理 Heat may have an effect
那么高温可能有效果 if the papers have been chemically treated.
- 如果我们在底下给它加热的话。。。 - If we warmed them from beneath... - 和高温无关，黑色 - It's not heat and chemicals, Black.
只和化学有关 It's just chemicals.
你想说什么？H2O吗？ What are you talking about? H2O?
我们已经试过H2O了，我们全身上下的H2O都试过了 We already tried H2O!It's in all our bodily fluids!
我们并不知道上面这些管道里连通着什么，所以喷出任何液体都有可能 What are these pipes connected to?You could pump any liquid through them!
上吧，爱因斯坦 Come on, Einstein
观世音菩萨，你是对的 Good Lord, you're right.
这根本就不是红外线 These aren't infrared at all.
是安全灯！普通标准配置的安全灯！ They're safelights!Common standard-issue safelights!
我们是在一间暗房里！这房间是个巨大的暗房！ We're in a darkroom!This room is a great big darkroom!
- 而这一定是相片纸 - And this must be photographic paper. - 意思是可以显影？ - Meaning we can develop it?
你们太天真了，相片纸显影需要多道工序 You hope... Developing photos isn't a one-stage process.
- 化学冲洗，调色修正。。。 - It takes chemical baths, fixing agents... - 那是彩色显影的方法！ - For colour photography.
要在白纸上显出黑字 To pull black letters from a white background
我们只需一样东西：显影液，仅此而已 all you need is developing fluid.Nothing more.
来吧，大家伙儿 Let's do this.
算我一个 I'm in.
就算她是对的，你们不觉得这化学药剂喷头很危险吗？ Even if she's right,isn't a chemical shower a bad idea?
药剂会稀释的，他们不会招聘伤残人士 It'll be diluted.They wouldn't hire damaged goods.
不过最好还是遮住你们的眼睛，鼻子和嘴巴 But covering your eyes,nose and mouth may be wise.
光遮住这些就够了吗？ They're not the only things worth covering.
好极了，终于还是合群了 That's it,join in at last.
你是聋子但不是哑巴 You're deaf but not dumb, eh?
别担心，宝贝，让我来 No worries, love. Let me.
开始吧 Let's go.
- 怎么样？ - Well? - 得等一会儿 - It'll take a few moments.
我的考卷呢？ Where's my paper?
有人看见我的考卷没？ Has anyone seen my paper?
不！ No!
你混蛋！你这混蛋！ You bastard! Bastard!
你怎么可以！你怎么可以这样！王八蛋！！ How could you?How could you? Bastard!
你刚才干了什么？ What did you just do?
干了我该干的事 What I had to.
你也太他妈黑了！ I should punch your lights out!
- 黑色，你做了什么？ - Black, what did you do? - 不是他做了什么 - It's not what he did.
- 是他说了什么 - It's what he said. - 啊？ - What?
“黑了。” 那么，亮了 "Lights out".So...lights up!
- 这样好多了 - That's better. - 黑了 - Lights out.
亮了。。。声控灯 Lights up. Voice-activated.
- 他们在耍我们 - They're playing with us. - 很强大，不是么？ - Great, isn't it?
- 那从现在开始大家要管好自己的嘴 - From now on everybody watch what you say. - 还有手 - And do.
刚才激扬文字，现在又内牛满面 Up one minute, down the next.
不能再写字了是吧？加油，继续写 Can't write on this anymore, can you? Go on, try.
算了，别试了 Don't then.
你饿吗？大哥？喂，你饿不饿？ Are you hungry, mate?Oi, are you hungry?
我饿了，非常饿 I am. I'm really hungry.
这儿既没有大娘水饺，也没有外婆烧 There's no snack machines in here, though, are there?
来，咱把纸撕碎，喂！撕了它！ Go on, rip it up...Oi! Rip it up!
- 嘿！我刚才怎么跟你说来着！ - Hey! What did l tell you before? - 她说叫你别烦聋子，白色 - She said leave him alone, White.
- 撕了它！ - Tear it up! - 白色，你能不能消停会儿！ - White, will you stop!
撕了它！撕掉！ Tear it up! Tear it!
我再说一遍，白色！ I won't tell you again, White!
就是这样，大哥，继续！ That's it, good boy. Go on.
哈哈哈，继续啊，哈哈，继续扯吧，再撕 Go on. More, more,one more.
把它吃进去，啊呜，恩。。。好吃 Put it in your mouth.
S'il vous plait!（法语：求求你）
这下就剩5个了 And then there were five.
说你是“狗杂”是对“狗杂”的侮辱 "Bastard" doesn't do you justice.
是你说找到题目之前我们应该相互合作的！ You said we should cooperate until we discovered the question!
我忽悠你呢！ So I lied!
我是个大忽悠，能奈我何？ I lied. So what?
忽悠又不违反考场规则，是吧？ Lying is not against the rules, is it?
反正我说什么你们又不会听，更别说同意或遵守了 Anyway, you don't have to listen to me,let alone agree or obey.
你们应该谢谢我，你们几个都该谢我，直到不？ You should thank me.All of you should thank me.OK?
我帮你们铲除了两道障碍，增加了你们的成功几率 I've just narrowed down the field,so your odds improve.
没有题目我们的几率永远是0！ Odds mean nothing without the question in front of us!
然后，你就甭想让我们帮你找题目了 And you can forget about any more help from us in finding it.
谁要你们帮了？到时候说不定你们还得我帮忙呢 I don't need your help.You'll find it's you who needs my help.
知道为什么吗？因为我已经想到了 You know why?'Cause I figured it out.
哦是吗？你想到题目是什么了？那就说来听听啊 Oh, really? The question?What is it, then?Tell us
我干嘛要说？ Why should I?
因为你如果不肯说，我会把你打得连你奶奶都不认识你 Because if you don't,I'll beat it out of you.
你是个十足的人渣，白色，天生的乐色 You're full of shit, White.You have been from the start.
你想到个屁 You don't know anything.
就算他想到也不会说的，因为他是个自恋狂 He wouldn't tell us if he did,'cause he's a narcissist.
他鄙视我们 He despises us.
冷嘲热讽啊，宝贝 Sticks and stones, love.
我看你对每个男生都说这种话吧 I bet you say that to all the boys.
我只怼自恋型病态人格的人 Only the ones with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
可以从他身上看到9种性格特征 There are nine character traits to look for:
“傲慢，浮夸，极度自负，唯我独尊 arrogance, grandiosity,a belief in one's uniqueness,
急功近利 a preoccupation with power and success,
急切渴望受人崇拜，强烈希望他人认同 an excessive need to be admired,a sense of entitlement,
缺乏共情能力，既嫉妒他人又压榨他人的双重倾向 lack of empathy and the twin tendencies to envy and exploit others.
临床诊断表如果打5个勾即为病人 For clinical diagnosis,a patient must exhibit five of these.
- 而你的表上要打9个勾 - You tick enough boxes. - 你可以再加一个 - You can add a tenth to that list.
“无视周围所有垃圾话，在垃圾话的轰炸中脱颖而出” "A tendency to see through all the bullshit surrounding you, and rise above it."
- 这个勾我自己打 - I'll tick that box myself. - 那这个我来替你打！ - Let me tick it for you!
- 你这样很理智啊 - That was smart. - 他这是找打 - That was necessary.
他可能对我们有用，他也算一个人力 We may need him. He's a resource.
就算讨厌他也要以智取胜 You don't like someone? Outwit them.
他是这个团队的敌人！是个妖孽！ He's an enemy of the group,and a distraction!
过来帮我一把 Are you gonna give me a hand?
一，二 One, two...
你要干嘛？ What are you doing?
免得这匹害群之马醒来后又撒野 Ensuring that he can't cause any more trouble when he wakes up.
- 然后把他踢出去 - And taking him out of the game. - 这貌似不公平 - That hardly seems fair.
他这种人没有权利再谈什么公平，往前挪点 He's sacrificed his right to fair treatment. Forward a bit.
看见没？我刚把他撂倒，一转眼我又和他握起手来了 See? I put him down and suddenly we're cooperating again.
他话太多了 He's a talker.
我们可以顺水推舟 We could go further than this.
她说的对 She's right.
把他推到门口，推倒 We could carry him to the door and slide him out.
他赶跑了两个人，为什么我们就不能赶跑他？ He ejected two of us,why shouldn't we eject him?
- 我管这叫“寒冰惩戒”，或者叫“天降正义” - Call it justice, or karma if you prefer. - 你不选择宽恕他吗？ - You don't believe in forgiveness?
- 我将来会宽恕他的 - I'll forgive him afterwards. - 那么你坚持的“团队协作精神”呢？ - And your gospel of cooperation?
我只求同志，不容异端 I'll tolerate anyone, except the intolerant.
这是我的座右铭 Those in favour...
萝卜青菜 Fifty-fifty.
各有所爱 To each his own.
不要过于无私奉献，考虑一下自身利益吧 If you won't think selflessly about this, think selfishly.
主考官说过。。。 The Invigilator said...
“若你出于各种理由选择离开考场” If you choose to leave this room for any reason,
“你会被取消考试资格” you'll be disqualified.
并不是他选择离开的，不是吗？是你们替他做的选择 He's not choosing to leave, is he?You're choosing for him.
这样一来你们也会有危险的 Which puts you at risk too.
来吧，白色，撕坏你的考卷，这回轮到你了 Go on, White, spoil yourself.It's your turn.
来涂鸦 Make your mark.
好了，只剩下不到半小时了，我们还是没找到题目 Look, we have less than half an hour left and we still don't know the question.
他号称他知道题目是什么 He claims to know the question.
收声啊！ Shut up!
我要吃药，在我裤袋里 I need medication, it's in my pocket.
- 什么药？你有病啊？ - What kind of medication? - 你管得着么？ - What does it matter?
好吧，是一颗药丸，行了吧，我每隔一小时都得吃药，必须准时整点吃！ A pill, all right? l need to take it every hour, on the hour.
- 现在该吃了 - That's right now. - 每隔一小时，准时整点？ - Every hour, on the hour?
只有一种状况才会用这种疗法 Only one condition is treated that way.
你也感染了那种病，对不对？ You're infected too, aren't you?
老天开眼了，恶有恶报 That's more than justice.That's poetic justice.
你要不相信就替我松绑，我自己来拿！ If you don't believe me,untie my arms, so I can take the pill!
- 快点！ - Go on! - 可怜呐 - Nice try.
确实挺惨的 It's pathetic, actually.
那你来拿！快帮我拿出来！就在我左裤袋里！ Take it yourself. Get it for me yourself.It's in my left pocket!
- 你要我做什么都行，快给我药！ - I'll do what you want. Just do it. - 真的？ - Really?
那就告诉我们题目是什么 Tell us what the question is then.
好的，你给我药，我就告诉你 All right, get the pill and l'll tell you.
快啊！快他妈给我拿药！ Come on! Fucking do it!
快点！在左裤袋里！ Go on, it's my left pocket.
快点，这边啦！就在那！快！ Go on, try again, it's in there. Go on.
西巴！去哪了？！ Where the fuck is it?
你们谁偷走了！恁娘！谁偷了我的药！ One of you has taken it!One of you has fucking taken it!
别玩了！你们应该知道这种病不吃药的后果！ This isn't funny! You know what happens when you don't take suppressants!
失去知觉，抽搐，休克，昏迷，最后死去 Unconsciousness. Convulsions.Shock. Coma. Then death.
我们很清楚会发生什么 We know exactly what happens
这过程要花几个小时，早着呢 and the process takes hours,not minutes.
听我说，老哥，我不考了，我退出，好吗？ Listen, mate,I'll be out of this for good!
自作孽，不可活 A taste of your own medicine.
- 别这样！别！！ - Don't do it, don't do it. - 乐观点，兄逮 - Look on the bright side, brother
如果你开始抽搐，就证明你没说谎话 If you start to convulse,we'll know you're telling the truth.
那样我们才愿意帮你 Then we'll gladly help you.
看来如你所愿了 Looks like you've got your wish.
暂时的而已 For now.
无论如何都得搞定他 He had to be dealt with one way or another.
我现在怀疑这人是拜耳安插在我们中间的内鬼 I wouldn't be surprised if he was a plant all along.
这是他们一种引发我们内讧的手段 It's the kind of thing they'd do to stir up our internal dynamics.
煽动我们尔虞我诈 To set us against one another.
如果是真的，那我们就能夺回主动权 If so, we've seized back the initiative.
也许主动权就在你手上 Or you have.
他的智商太低，不配当卧底 He isn't smart enough to be a plant.
而你就不一样了 But you on the other hand.
你认为她是内鬼？ You think she's one of them?
滑天下之大稽！我说了我是个心理学家 Don't be absurd!I told you l'm a psychologist!
可你刚才说的是“心理学研究生”，不是“心理学家” You claimed to be a qualified student of psychology, not a practitioner.
我也学过心理学，我学的是逆向心理学 I've studied psychology too,and reverse psychology.
与其装成心理学家指责别人 What better way to hide your true role in this farce
还不如在这种囧境下隐藏真实身份 than to accuse another candidate of playing your part?
都不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
业余心理学知识对赌徒们来说是有用的工具 Amateur psychology is a useful tool for gamblers,
但你取得了学位 but a degree in the subject
那可真是职业生涯完美基础，可以说是：高级人才 sounds like the perfect foundation for a career in, say human resources.
你应该站在玻璃的另一面 You're on the wrong side of the glass.
- 他才是一直想掌控团队的人 - He's the one who manipulated... - 但也许你的团队协作力更好 - Maybe you work as a team.
他只会口嗨，而你 He's got the mouth, but you...
对拜耳药业集团如数家珍 know an awful lot about Biorg Pharmaceuticals.
- 我都说了我是来应聘的！ - I told you I applied! - 我们也是应聘者啊 - So did we.
- 我做过调查 - And I do my research! - 我们也调查了 - So did we!
任何人都有可能是内鬼，但不是所有人 Any of us could be plants,but not all of us.
至少有一个是真正为生计而来面试的求职者 At least one candidate has to be genuine for the test to be viable.
- 那人就是我 - That would be me. - 我也是 - And me.
我的意思是我们无法证明谁有鬼谁清白 My point is we can't prove anyone's guilt or innocence,
这纯粹浪费时间 so it's a waste of time to try.
要是我们彼此不信任不合作，那我们都会没戏唱 If we can't maintain trust and cooperation, we're through.
信任是要争取的，小姐姐 Trust has to be earned, sister.
我们本来就没有理由相互信任 We never had cause to trust each other in the first place.
信任是一种选择，如有必要，我们可以选择继续合作 Trust is a choice. We can choose to keep cooperating, if necessary.
- 我觉得有必要 - I think it's necessary. - 我们没别的选择 - We have no other option.
相信别人会令我紧绷 Trust makes me nervous.
- 我更相信证据 - I prefer proof. - 你要干嘛？ - What are you doing?
- 放开我！ - Get off me! - 你疯了吗？ - Are you insane?
- 棕色，你为什么这么做？ - Brown, why are you doing this? - 因为我喜欢胜利！ - Because I like winning!
现在告诉我们真相，深色 Now tell us the truth, Dark.
帮帮我，你们刚不是说过我们该互相信任吗！ Please...You said we've to trust each other!
现在怎么杵在那吃瓜看戏？！ Now you're gonna stand there while he interrogates me?
看葛副腔调，他俩也想知道真相 Looks like it. They wanna know too.
再不肯说只会浪费时间 Further denials will only waste time.
老实交代，我就放了你，我说话算数 Confess and I'll release you. I promise.
好吧，我确实是拜耳的员工，但我不是他们派来的卧底！ OK, I work for them,but they didn't put me in here!
我通过内部消息得知在招这个职位，于是就和所有人一样应聘了！ I heard about the job internally and applied like everyone else!
不一样 Not everyone.
把我们想知道的事都说出来 Tell us what we want to know.
我不知道说什么因为我什么都不知道！ I can't tell you anything because I don't know anything!
人力资源部不管总裁办公室的招聘工作，那儿都是他亲自聘用的人 HR doesn't cover the CEO's office,he hires his staff personally!
我没骗你！我和你们一样，也想人往高处走！ I'm not lying!I wanna step up as badly as you do!
正如我所说，信任在这里一文不值 Like l said,trust is a devalued currency in here.
我要怎么做你才肯信我？ What proof can I possibly give you?
真有好笑 You know, it's funny...
瞧这张纸片 how something so simple and inoffensive
看似普通，不具杀伤力 as a piece of paper,
可被具有杀伤力的人拿在手里 when placed in the wrong hands
就会变成一件致命武器 can become a deadly weapon.
而这武器却源自于一棵树 All from one slice of a tree.
- 你要干嘛？ - What are you doing? - 我要例行公事 - What has to be done.
你要拷问我？ You're gonna torture me?
- 救救我！求求你们！ - Do something! Please! - 棕色，你要做什么！ - Brown, what are you doing?
- 我很清楚我要做什么 - I know what I'm doing. - 这种事你以前就干过吗？ - You've done this before?
- 打仗的时候 - In the services. - 我本以为你只是个赌狗 - I thought you were a gambler.
当兵的都是赌狗 All soldiers are gamblers.
我发现大腿内侧肉尤其敏感 See, I find the flesh of the inner thigh especially sensitive.
- 操你妈！别碰我！ - Fuck you! Get off me! - 住手！难道我们非得这么做吗？ - Stop this! This can't be our only option!
不，是我非得这么做 No, it isn't, it's mine.
瞧瞧这是什么？ What have we here?
看来有人比我先动手了 Seems you got there before me.
咋的？工作不顺心？家庭不如意？ What, undervalued at work and at home?
你爹不疼你，恩？ Daddy didn't love you, hm?
我是用你研究的心理学分析出来的，告诉我有错没？ You studied psychology to find out why? Tell me I'm wrong.
算了不跟你扯皮了，就问你简单一句话： On second thoughts, don't answer that.Answer this...
- 问题是什么？ - What is the question? - 我不知道！ - I don't know!
- 雷港大话！ - You're lying! - 我母鸡啊！我发誓！ - I don't know, I swear!
问题到底是什么！ What is the question?
这次考试的目的究竟是什么！ What is the purpose of this exam?
若我知道唯一找出题目的办法是折磨我，我他妈还敢自愿参加吗？ Would I volunteer if the only way for you to solve this was to beat it out of me?
你是不是疯了？！ How fucked up are you?
只剩20分钟了，是人都会被逼疯的 With 20 minutes left, this fucked up.
够了！够了！ OK, enough!
别捣乱！ Don't interfere.
看在佛祖的份上，别伤害女人 For God's sake. This is a woman.
佛祖面前男女平等，黑色 Equal opportunities, Black.
人力资源部也不想看到这一幕吧，恩？ HR wouldn't expect anything less,would they?
哦？好主意，向他求救吧 Oh, by all means, ask him for help.
你听着，我不是针对你个人 Look, it's nothing personal.
我们只想知道你所知道的事 We just need to know what you know.
棕色！停手！一定有其他办法！ Brown, don't do this!There must be another way!
我们要的是真心话 We need certainty.
那种难以忍受拷打或者慑于严刑而招供。。。 The kind only unbearable pain can give...
我真的已经全部招供了！ I've told you everything I know!
求你住手！！ Please stop!!
。。。的真心话 ..or the threat of it.
她说的是实话 She's telling the truth.
抱歉 Sorry.
给 Here.
谢谢。。 Thank you.
你不是想看他抽搐吗？现在他开始了 You wanted convulsions,now you've got them.
你还要说他是装出来的吗？ You think he's faking it.
是真的 It's genuine.
- 你确定？ - How do you know? - 我太太，就是得这病去世的 - My wife, she died from it.
我本身也是病原携带者，他不是装的 I'm a carrier. He's not faking.
骗子偶尔也说真话 Even liars tell the truth occasionally.
- 他确实需要吃药，是吗？ - He really needs that pill, doesn't he? - 要尽快 - Fast.
谁拿走了，现在坦白吧 If anyone took it, own up now.
好吧，既然大家互相猜疑，那就只能互相搜身了 All right, if we can't trust each other,we'll have to search each other.
没有 Nothing.
- 口香糖还有吗？ - Got any gum? - 不好意思，吃完了 - Sorry. I'm all out.
本当？ Really?
当兵的都是赌狗 All soldiers are gamblers
我再加一句：赌狗都是骗子 and all gamblers are cheats, l've found.
对此作何解释？ Given the opportunity.
- 我甘愿冒一次险 - I took a calculated risk. - 你比他好不到哪去 - You're as bad as he is.
不，他更龌龊，白色是真小人，他是伪君子 No, he's worse. There was never any pretence about White.
- 咱们再考虑一次自保 - Let's think about it selfishly again. - 眼睁睁看他死吗？ - While he's dying?
那不是自保，那是谋杀！ That's not selfishness, that's murder!
昏迷之后才死，对不？人昏迷一段时间后会清醒的 Coma comes before death, right?People recover from comas.
他不一样！他是重度昏迷，再也醒不过来了！ Not this kind. Sink too deep and it's irreversible.
但那颗药丸可以像肾上腺素那样起搏他的心脏 But that pill mimics an adrenaline shot to the heart.
- 你想救他就赶快 - If you're gonna do it, do it now. - 忘了你刚才怎么说他的吗？ - Forgotten what you said about him?
我们不是替他松绑，我们是救他！放开你的手！ We're not releasing him We're saving his life!
这恐怕办不到 I'm afraid I can't do that!
看得到，够不着！ I can see it, but l can't reach!
让我试试！ Let me try!
显然佛祖也同意我冒这个险 Obviously the Gods agree with my risk assessment.
他不省人事了吗？ Is he unconscious?
他都快挂了！ He's lapsing!
得马上送他出去治疗 We have to carry him out for treatment.
拜耳会理解的，相信我 Biorg will understand. Trust me.
你们不帮我吗？ Are you gonna help me?
行，你们行啊！见死不救！我一个人来！ Fine, you can live with his death on your consciences. I can't.
他流血了！意味着什么？ He's bleeding! What does that mean?
我不知道，以前没见过这种情况，肯定不是好事 I don't know.I haven't seen this before. But it can't be good.
- 快想办法，黑色！ - Do something, Black! - 我能有什么办法？我又不是医生！ - Like what? I'm not a doctor!
救救他！拜托了！ Help him, please!
你们没看到吗？！他快死了！ Can't you see he's dying?
不！我为你们做事！我是这儿的员工！ No! I work for you! I work here!
你说中了，那药起作用了 You weren't wrong about that pill.
嘿 Hey
- 如果你听到我的声音，点点头。。。 - If you can hear me, nod your... - 一群混账 - Fuckers.
我也有这病，兄弟 I have it too, brother.
哦，是吗，别指望我谢你 Yeah, well, don't expect me to thank you.
要谢就谢她 You have her to thank...
别谢我 ..not me.
是吗？我更欢迎她来给我做人工呼吸 Well, l would've preferred the kiss of life.
你技术一定很好吧 I bet you're good at that.
瓦屋 Wow.
8减4等于4了 Four down and four to go.
只剩下10分钟了 And only 10 minutes on the clock.
一颗赛艇！ Exciting!
我估摸着是你偷走的 I felt you take it, you know.
你就那么想踹我出去是吗？ Room not big enough for both of us?
态度正确，棕色 That's the spirit, Brown.
既然你连这都记起来了 If you remember me taking it,
你该不会忘了许下的承诺吧 you'll remember the promise you made us.
金色给你喂了救命药 Blonde gave you the pill as requested.
作为回报，你得交出我们要的东西 Now give us what we asked for in return.
- 题目？ - The question? - 题目是什么？ - What is it?
它在哪？ Where is it?
你们还没想明白，是不？ You still don't get it, do you?
我就来当一回真相帝 Let me spell this out for you.
没有什么题目！ There is no question!
可懂？ All right?
根本就没有题目！ There never was one!
反正找是找不到的 Not the kind you're looking for anyway.
这就是你不肯说的？ That's what you've been holding back?
- 这就是你保守的大秘密？ - That's your big secret? - 恩哼 - Uh-huh.
你们听到主考官说的话了 You heard the lnvigilator.
“在你们面前有一个问题，必须给出一个答案” There's one question before you,and one answer is required.
他说了“有一个问题”！你意思是他在耍我们吗？ There is one question!You're calling him a liar?
最不可能的往往是最可能的 When you've eliminated the impossible,whatever's left has to be the truth.
真理往往看上去很疯狂 No matter how crazy it seems.
这场考试就是那个问题！ This test is the question!
而答案就是我们 And the answer is us.
- 我们八个就是答案 - We're the answers. - 八个？这么多吗？ - Answers, plural?
- 我记得他说的是。。。 - If I recall... - “必须给出一个答案” - One answer is required.
- 是一个 - Singular. - 没错 - That's right.
八个中的一个 Just one of us.
你敢！ You wouldn't dare.
瓦屋！瓦屋！ Whoa! Whoa!
- 我说，大家都冷静点好吗？ - Whoa! Everybody calm down. - 楼上+1 - Seconded.
好了，好了，好了 All right, all right, all right.
- 你不会真的冲我开枪吧 - You're not gonna shoot me. - 我抢枪不是为了打你！ - I didn't take it to shoot you!
是为了阻止你打我们！ I took it to stop you from using it on us!
我告诉你我是怎么想的 Let me tell you what I think.
我也认为我们就是答案，我们大家一起！组成一个团队成为答案！ I think we're the answers too.All of us together, as a team!
我认为我们八个人走进来的时候就已经全部过关了！ I think we'd all passed when we walked in.
导致我们这些业已成功者失败的原因 All each of us can do is lose what we've already won
是自私！愚蠢！和急躁！ through selfishness,stupidity and impatience!
聋子说的对 Deaf was right.
在这我们只看我们想看到的 We see what we want to see in here.
你是个角斗士，所以你想的是 You're a fighter so you all can think about
当那个傲立在斗技场中央的最终胜者 is being the last man standing,
但他们从没说过只招一人！ but they never said there was only one position available.
是啊，我只看我想看到的，黑色 Yeah, I see what I want to see, Black.
你也只听你想听的是吧？ And you hear what you want to hear.Right?
但你回答我，老哥 But answer me this, brother
有哪个公司会不清楚需要招几个人？ What corporation doesn't know how many positions it's got available?
有哪个总裁会决定不了要1个助理还是8个助理? What CEO can't decide whether he wants one assistant or eight?
他的办公室只有一个岗位空缺，你懂吗？ There's only one job going in his office, you know that?
其他人就只能做梦 And the rest is fantasy.
白色，退后！ White, stay back!
为了这杀人，值吗？ This ain't worth killing for.
你觉得值是吗，那你觉得 You seem to think it is.Is it...
- 值得你去死吗？ - ..worth dying for? - 把枪放下，黑色 - Put the gun down, Black.
是你先按开始的，没法倒回去了！ You started this, now it's in play!
- 箭在弦上不得不发 - We can't put it back. - 把枪扔出门外 - Throw it out the door.
这不违反任何规定 That won't break any rules.
来啊，开枪啊 Go on, then, shoot me.
打啊，爆我的头，来啊 Go on, shoot me in the head, go on.
- 你根本就不是那块料 - See? You can't fight who you are. - 别过来！ - Don't!
指纹认证？ Fingerprint ID.
不要！ No!
好啊 OK
好吧，好吧 OK, OK.
说吧，你要我们做什么？ Just tell us what you want.
我要一个人独赢！ I want to be alone!
要我们撕纸吗？ You want us to spoil our papers?
要我们自行取消资格吗？ Disqualify ourselves?
可以 OK
我们成全你 We'll take those odds over the alternative.
你赢了 You win.
我可不想劳烦警卫大哥拽你出去，我和他刚组成黄金CP I can't let my partner escort you out,we just became friends.
要不你们自己出去吧 How about you walk out instead?
你们三个，挨个离开！ Each of you. One by one.
首先是你 Starting with you.
麻溜点，劳资等不及了！快滚！ Come on, we ain't got all day! Let's go.
你和这破公司臭味相投 They deserve you.
接着是你 Now you.
赶紧的 Come on.
- 别犯傻，黑色 - Don't be stupid, Black. - 你不会开枪的 - You won't shoot.
杀了我你也跑不了 I'll be missed.
你和我一样都得了那病 You're sick like me.
他们随便一解释，这事就能蒙过去，懂？ Your death will be explained away, OK?
外边的人谁会管这儿的人的死活 No one outside this room even cares.
他们自己还有事操心呢，比如避免被病毒感染 They've got problems of their own,like avoiding the infection themselves.
你的良心狗叼走了吗？ Your conscience will haunt you.
良心多少钱一斤啊？ You're assuming l've got one.
我走，我放弃了 I'll go. I'm through with this.
准备好了吗？ Ready?
别哭，亲爱的 Don't cry, darlin'.
你也算是不虚此行了 You were a passenger in here, anyway.
- 跌爬滚打到现在这个地步 - You fucked your way to the top. - 我还救了你的命 - Then l saved your life.
人人都会犯错 Well, anyone can make a mistake.
黑了！ Lights out!
亮了！ Lights on!
Toujours y voir clairement est primordial.（法语）
仔细看就能看到一切 To see clearly is all.
我说 Well?
你说要给一个答案，现在答案就在你眼前！ You said there's one answer and you're looking at him!
我搞定了一切！这儿发生的所有事都是我干的！ I've done everything!I made everything happen in here,
她啥也没干！ and she's done nothing!
是我！我就是你要的答案！ It's me! I'm the one you want!
我就是你要的那个人！ I'M THE ONE YOU WANT!
若你试图与我或警卫交流 If you try to communicate with myself or the guard...
你会被取消考试资格 ..you will be disqualified.
终于还是合群了 That's it, join in at last.
你是聋子但不是哑巴 You're deaf but not dumb, eh?
在你们面前有一个问题，必须给出一个答案 There is one question before you,and one answer is required.
准备好了吗？ Ready?
- 答案？ - Answers? - 这就是你不肯说的？ - That's what you've been holding back?
- 这就是你保守的大秘密？ - That's your big secret? - 你们还没想明白，是不？ - You still don't get it, do you?
是什么？它在哪？ What is it? Where is it?
- 题目？ - The question? - 这次考试的目的究竟是什么！ - What's the purpose of this exam?
- 题目呢？到底是什么！快说！ - The question? What is it? Tell us! - 你管得着么？ - What does it matter?
你真的认为总裁站在镜子后面？ You really think he's behind there?
这是他多年的选材习惯 He's lived behind walls for years.
你怎么会这么清楚？ How do you know all this?
你什么意思？为了让我们8个人聚在一起，他们操纵了这次选拔考试吗？ Are you saying that they rigged the test to bring us all together?
你怎么对药这么感兴趣？难不成你。。。 Why are you so interested?Something you want to tell us?
- 这就是张纸 - It's a piece of paper. - 不仅仅是一张纸 - It's more than that.
既然不可见，还不是白搭？ If we can't see it,how are we supposed to find it?
如果问题就写在纸上，只不过我们肉眼看不见呢？ What if the question is written down? We just can't see it?
也许是用来显示题目的呢？ What if it reveals the question too?
不会就这么简单的 They're not gonna make it that easy.
希望我们速战速决 How hard can they afford to make it?
你们有谁想出答案没？ So has anyone figured out the answer yet?
没有题目，哪来答案？ It's not about the answer,it's about the question.
题目是什么？ What is the question?
问题是什么？ What is the question?
有什么问题吗？ Any questions?
没有 No.
这就是您想要的答案，向我们提出的第一个问题的答案 That's the answer you wanted to the first question asked of us.
也是唯一的一个问题 The only question asked of you.
- 我也几乎失败了 - I almost missed it too. - 确实 - Almost.
实际上，今天能聘请新员工我们感到很高兴 As it is, we're happy to be hiring someone today.
我还没决定呢 I haven't accepted yet.
你不想要这份工作的话何必要来面试呢？ You wouldn't have participated if you didn't want the job.
那是之前，在终极面试之前 That was before. Before all this.
现在结束了，我也有问题要问 Now it's over, I have questions.
- 你也有问题？ - Questions? - 不止一个 - More than one.
问吧 Ask.
你看起来不像总裁 You don't look like him.
并不是只有西装革履面对股东和媒体才算总裁的样子 Any suit can play the CEO for shareholders and the media.
我家主公并不是一个商人 Our founder isn't a businessman.
- 他对虚名不感兴趣 - He has no interest in fame. - 残念 - Too bad.
- 他的演技可以拿金鸡百花奖影帝 - That was some performance. - 撒拧港他是在演戏？ - Who said it was a performance?
我家主公是一位科学家，一位革新者 Our founder is a scientist, an innovator.
他对那些他所邀请的新员工要求颇高 He's very particular about those he invites to work with him,
尤其是这次，是他聘用史上最为重要的一次 especially when it comes to the most important hiring decision he's ever made.
重要到可以为此鲨人？ Important enough to kill for?
是什么让你觉得他已经死了呢？ What makes you think he's dead?
我们研发治疗那种病的新药期间 While searching for the cure,
意外发现了一种极度威武的疗法 we stumbled upon something far more powerful.
细胞极速再生 Rapid cell regeneration
胶囊药 in a pill.
它能彻底根除那种病毒及其他顽固性基因变异疾病 It eradicates the virus and other stubborn mutations.
- 魔力子弹 - The magic bullet. - 普罗大众的生命礼物 - The gift of life for millions.
如此突破性发明却造成始料未及的囧境 Such a breakthrough creates unanticipated dilemmas.
任何一个人都没法对付这种局面 Too great for any one man to bear.
产品需求量必将与日俱增 People are gonna need this product,
但我们目前的产能却不足 and we can only make so much at a time.
因此需要一位英明的管理者来做出艰难的决策 Tough decisions are gonna have to be made by a wise administrator,
此人必须既善于倾听 someone who combines a listening disposition
又注重细节 with attention to detail
且关爱同事 and compassion for her fellow man.
如果你仍有兴趣。。。。 If you are still interested...
Il est revenu.（法语）
他。。。活。。。 He is...
。。活过来了 ..risen.
很荣幸能与您共事 Let's get started.
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